Support Our Thugs  

by Tiger Tom

For far too long Americans have ignored some of the real heroes of our foreign conquests.  We've been so busy praising and praying for the "troops"  that we've neglected a truly heroic and highly effective branch of our war machine.

I'm referring, of course, to our paid professional thugs, the patriotic tough guys of the private Blackwater militia who risk life and limb and immortal soul for as little as a tax-free $100,000 to $200,000 per annum to keep America free and safe from the likes of themselves.

So, put in a good word with your favorite deity for "the troops," but don't forget to mention the greedy professional killers.

" Lord, take pity upon us.   We are so weak and fearful that we happily look the other way while our professional gangsters commit murder in our name. Lord, protect our mercenary thugs.  Amen."

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