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The Miraculous if not Virgin Birth of Tiger Tom. by Gene Franks. Explains the origins of the great Gazette columnist and critic. Hint: The boy wasn't born in a manger.
Some Scholarly Ramifications of Water Purification. This is Tiger Tom's contribution to the popular Gazette issue devoted to the rights of bacteria and other wee creatures.
On Pain. Tiger Tom answers a reader's question about statements he made in an earlier issue in praise of pain.
Give 'em an Inch. Tiger Tom predates the cloning debate that followed Dolly's cloning with this outspoken piece about animal patenting.
The Grumps. Tiger Tom's first published article. A great speculative piece that may challenge your beliefs about our species.
Canine Adventure Series. Tales of dogs: Some good, but mostly bad and ugly.
The 4th of July. A patriotic outburst in collaboration with B. Bee Sharper.
Bomb Jerusalem! A sensible solution for the never-ending hostilities in the Holy Land. Tiger Tom's solution is one that Bill Clinton did not even dream of.
God Must Divest. Tiger Tom's spirited tale of God and Dick Cheney.
Tiger Tom's Dog Products Page. Tiger Tom's own commercial page featuring products that help put Rover in his place and keep him there.
Birdwatchers Must Be Protected from the Chainsaw Huggers. Tiger Tom reveals the financial importance of birding to our economy.
Corporate Patriotism. If you think you're patriotic just because you've got a big flag on your car and know all the words to "God Bless America," wait till you see the sacrifices corporate America is making to conquer terrorism.
