God Unfair, favors Dogs over other
Creatures  by Tiger Tom ]
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. --Martin Luther.
I, Tiger Tom, copied this piece called "I believe in Dog" from the Voice of Reason, a publication of the Los Angeles Church of Religious Science." Here's the whole disgusting thing:
On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog. On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God wanted to rest, but He had to walk the dog. I, Tiger Tom, would only point out that Dog is God spelled backward. That is only true in English, you'll say, but English, after all, is God's language.
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