Duct Tape

 

 

by B. Bee Sharper, Gazette Numerical Wizard
Approximate cost of duct taping all American homes against a terrorist gas attack:  $744, 496, 218.

Approximate cost of duct tape needed to stifle the main source of ignorance and arrogance that make America the target of terrorism: $0.37. 

 

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