Julian Borger in
Washington
Monday March 4, 2002
The Guardian
Since John Ashcroft became US attorney general last year, workers at
the department of justice have become accustomed to his daily prayer
meetings, but some are now drawing the line at having to sing
patriotic songs penned by their idiosyncratic boss.
Mr Ashcroft, a devout Christian and a grittily determined singer,
went public with one of his works last month, when he surprised an
audience at a North Carolina seminary with a rendition of Let the
Eagle Soar, a tribute to America's virtues, which continues: "Like
she's never soared before, from rocky coast to golden shore, let the
mighty eagle soar," and so on for four minutes.
The performance (which can be seen and heard at
cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html) was
accompanied only by taped music, but Mr Ashcroft's staff are
complaining that printed versions of the song are being distributed at
meetings so that they will be able to join in.
When asked why she opposed the workplace singalong, one of the
department's lawyers said: "Have you heard the song? It really sucks."
A group of Hispanic justice department employees were recently
summoned to see the attorney general, and went along hoping that their
boss might be making a special effort to promote diversity in the
department's higher ranks.
Instead, they were asked to provide a hasty Spanish lesson to give
the secretary a few phrases to use on a foreign delegation the next
day. The Hispanic staff were then handed printed copies of Let the
Eagle Soar and asked for volunteers to translate it.
This is not the first time Mr Ashcroft's subordinates have realised
that this attorney general is unlike ordinary politicians. Each time
he has been sworn in to political office, he is anointed with cooking
oil (in the manner of King David, as he points out in his memoirs
Lessons from a Father to His Son).
When Mr Ashcroft was in the Senate, the duty was performed by his
father, a senior minister in a church specialising in speaking in
tongues, the Pentecostal Assemblies of God. When he became attorney
general, Clarence Thomas, a supreme court justice, did the honours.
In January, a pair of 12ft statues in the atrium of a justice
department building were covered by a blue curtain, on orders from Mr
Ashcroft's office because the female figure Spirit of Justice was
bare-breasted, and the body of her male partner, Majesty of Law, was
not sufficiently covered by his toga.
The cover-up has provoked an anti-Ashcroft campaign by the singer
and film star Cher, who has toured the media circuit denouncing his
puritanism. She asked the Washington Post: "What are we going to do
next? Put shorts on the statue of David, put an 1880s bathing suit on
Venus Rising and a shirt on the Venus de Milo?"
Perhaps the most bizarre wrinkle in the Ashcroft enigma emerged in
November when Andrew Tobias, the Democratic Party treasurer and a
financial writer, published an article on his website accusing the
attorney general of harbouring superstitions about tabby cats.
According to the Tobias article, advance teams for an Ashcroft
visit to the US embassy in the Hague asked anxiously if there were
tabby cats (or calico cats as they are known in the US) on the
premises.
"Their boss, they explained, believes calico cats are signs of the
devil," Mr Tobias reported.
When asked about the veracity of the report, the justice department
said that it had made Mr Ashcroft laugh. There has been no further
comment on the matter.